Twi-Hard

I'm gearing up for the New Moon premier and I'm SO PUMPED I can hardly stand it! Yes, it's so embarrassing, I'm joining the ranks of annoying, emotional 13-year-old girls everywhere. I LOVE Edward Cullen and Jacob Black. I read the books while dating Billy, so I think I fell in love with those characters while falling in love with Billy. They are basically a part of our marriage, but Billy doesn't know that (shhh...don't tell him).

Reasons I love the Twilight series:

1. Definitely NOT the writing

2. The sexual tension can be cut with a knife

3. Edward Cullen

4. Edward Cullen's whole family - they are fascinating

5. Jacob Black and his wherewolf friends - and the fact that they are all shirtless in the next flic

6. Edward's sparkly skin

7. The fact that Dakota Fanning is in the next movie - love her

8. How cool are vampires? My girl-friend Mary-Anne LOVES them - she's basically obsessed

9. I really wish I had a cool cape to wear to the movie theater

10. Fangs too - I wish I would have gotten fake fangs over Halloween, those would've been cool

11. Ok, so there isn't a TON to love about the series. All I can say is that it's addicting and exciting

After careful consideration, I decided against going to the actual premier. Mostly because I don't want to be around teenage pre-pubescent girls for 10 hours just to get a decent seat. I'm going on Friday night and it will be unforgettable!

While I love Edward and Jacob, Kristen Stewart I could do without. Here is a pic of her next to McCulley Culgan. They're basically twinners. She's gross.