Things I caught myself or other leaders saying yesterday...
"When you stick your middle finger up at someone, that's rude."
"Bubble. Remember I have a bubble."
"Just because you SAY you popped my bubble, doesn't mean I don't have one anymore."
"Sit on your bum, that is what it's for."
"Stay out of my bubble."
"SERIOUSLY, sit on your chair, not on me!"
And, my personal favorite, "Put your hands up buddy, we don't play with our crotch at church." - Yikes!
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If I had been drinking something when I read these, I would have nostrilized for SURE!!!!!! Hilarious, woman!!!!!!!! Thankfully we missed church that day so I am safe knowing that none of those quotes were about my kids!!!! :)
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